CHILL-N IS THE MOST LAID-BACK ICE CREAM ON EARTH.
Well, also, the most delicious ice cream company on Earth. Okay, maybe, the most delicious and the most laid back! And, wicked smart too. Science smart. Smarter than a polar bear’s toenails. Wait, no. No, that’s not right. Cooler! We are COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails! But, ignore the toenail part. Yeah, that’s it. Chill-N is the most delicious, laid back, wicked smart, cooler-than-a-polar-bear’s-toenails-but-not-having-anything-to-do-with-toenails ice cream on the planet. This planet. Earth. But it’s probably better than all of the planets. I mean, it’s NITROGEN ICE CREAM.
CHILL-N IS THE MOST LAID-BACK ICE CREAM ON EARTH.
Well, also, the most delicious ice cream company on Earth. Okay, maybe, the most delicious and the most laid back! And, wicked smart too. Science smart. Smarter than a polar bear’s toenails. Wait, no. No, that’s not right. Cooler! We are COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails! But, ignore the toenail part. Yeah, that’s it. Chill-N is the most delicious, laid back, wicked smart, cooler-than-a-polar-bear’s-toenails-but-not-having-anything-to-do-with-toenails ice cream on the planet. This planet. Earth. But it’s probably better than all of the planets. I mean, it’s NITROGEN ICE CREAM.
